Sunset Palms
Applying sunscreen...
Sunset Palms
RETIREMENT IS A CRIME
A 55+ Active Adult Community. Zero Standards.
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Built with three.js • Mature humor • No actual seniors were harmed
BOCA RATON, FLORIDA — THREE WEEKS AGO
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FRI 8:00 AM
Sunset Palms
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HOA HEAT
OBJECTIVE
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MPH
📸 PHOTO MODE — WASD fly • Mouse look • Q/E down/up • Shift fast • V or Esc to exit
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Sunset Palms
PAUSED — taking a nap
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Radio volume
Mouse sensitivity
Field of view
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Talk radio voice (text-to-speech)
Graphics quality
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Bloom / glow effects
Shadows
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